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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The Essence of Schwenk

My friend Kelsey whined at me during a Gmail chat the other day, complaining that I've been spending too much time writing for America in 100 Days, and not enough writing here at Conshohocken Freedom. Sorry, Kelsey. I hate to disappoint you.
If I had anything to write about, it would be about how stupid the Steelers are, and how stupid our friend Brent is for being from Pittsburgh and being a Steelers fan. Usually I'd be ripping on the next team on the Eagles' schedule, which in this case is the Cardinals - but the Steelers are so stupid that I can't even begin to think about Arizona.

But Brent knows how stupid he is, and I don't want to spend my time writing about it right now. Instead, I'll share with you an old video of a friend of mine from college, who decided to take a breather during a gave of 100-cup beirut. Sorry it's sideways, but it still gets the point across; my favorite part is when he waves to the people across the street.

But shhh... don't tell him.


Fat Terry said...

Fucking way to go kelsey. Everyone knows that as soon as you like something it has officially jumped the shark, you miserable bastard. Kinda like when it rains becuase you are happy.

And Tom, way to sell out the funny updates for perhaps a slightly more publicized website. For shame.

Also, have i ever shared with you why i write the Chops letters in mustard on one of the slices of bread for your sandwich? Its because then when i write PMD on the other slice and finish making the sandwich i can squeal "PHI MU ON TOP"!!!!!!!!1111111eleventy

BRAD BIONDI '07 (Honeybrook, PA - Sweetest Guy) said...

Bring back this video and this website, goddammit.

Hideki Irabu said...

Update your fucking blog before I kill myself.

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